1 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,280 Ahora, capitan? 2 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,559 - Vamos a subirla! - Si, senor. 3 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,080 Despacio. Despacio. 4 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,400 No way! 5 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,040 Kirby. Kirby, I'm so sorry, darling. 6 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,159 You got to get up. I just got a phone call. 7 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,559 I'm not supposed to tell you, but there's this oil spill in Scotland. 8 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,079 They need me. You've got to go to your mum's. I know. I know. 9 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,079 I'm so sorry. Will you get up? Will you get up, please? 10 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,359 Love you, love you. 11 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,040 Thank you. Thank you. I'll phone your mum. 12 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:25,220 Hello. 13 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,793 - Why have they activated you? - I don't know. 14 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,759 Uh, this is Kirby. They're my child. They're with me. 15 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,799 - But I'm in uniform. - Yeah, we just got to drop 'em off at their mum's. 16 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,679 - It's in Fulham. It's on the way. - We can get a taxi in two minutes. 17 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,719 - I'm old enough. I'm not a kid. - No, look, 18 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,799 you're not crossing London on your own at this time of night 19 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,080 and that's that. I'm sorry, this is just how it is. I'm sorry. 20 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,360 So, why are you with soldiers? 21 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,559 Uh, well, because... 22 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:01,920 sometimes with an oil spill, there might be, erm... arguments. 23 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,079 - Thanks. Sorry about this. - Can't be helped, I suppose. 24 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,080 You and that bloody job. 25 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:27,735 - Sorry, Mum. - When are you back? 26 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,119 Oh, I can't tell. I'll text you. 27 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:33,439 Sorry to interrupt the party. Who's there? Clive and Kalisha? 28 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,239 Yeah. And Stanley. 29 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,160 Yeah. Well, he would be, wouldn't he? See you. 30 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,480 Sorry. The ex is a bit cross with me. 31 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,479 - You've broken so many rules. - I know. 32 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,479 And I want to say, um... 33 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,120 - I am sorry about Christmas. - If you can't drink, don't. 34 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,079 I checked. 35 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,559 Apparently, you're onboard to replace someone called 36 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,900 Roger Trevithick. 37 00:03:59,947 --> 00:04:03,615 He's on a mission in Scotland, so you've been made his replacement. 38 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,680 - Is that what it says? - Yup. 39 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,719 That thing about Roger Trevithick, did that come from HR? 40 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,479 How should I know? General. 41 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,240 Sergeant Chakri, welcome aboard. 42 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,199 - And you are? - Uh... Oh, Barclay Pierre-Dupont, sir. 43 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,399 - I'm Roger Trevithick's replacement. - Oh, the civilian. Read and assess. 44 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,359 I just wanted to say, about Roger Trevithick, 45 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,599 - did that come from HR... - Barclay Pierre-Dupont, 46 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,239 does that surname make you French? 47 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,840 - Uh, yeah, on my father's side. - Tres bien. 48 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,280 Oh, my God. 49 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,600 - Barclay. - Oh. 50 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,680 - Hiya. Pip, innit? - Yeah. 51 00:04:58,705 --> 00:05:00,882 I'm replacing Roger Trevithick. 52 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,959 - Oh, my God. Yeah. - OK. 53 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,319 We arrive on Cabrera at 09:00 local time. 54 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,279 From there, we get taken to the island of Dragonera. 55 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,799 The village is called Cala Escondida, 56 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,719 designated prime location. 57 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,999 There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start. 58 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,320 Wow. 59 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,360 Amazing, isn't it? 60 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,080 Mind blown. 61 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,719 The thing about Roger Trevithick... 62 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,080 Look... 63 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,799 ..I replaced him only one time, back in 2020. 64 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,159 His wife was having a baby, 65 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,679 it was premature and he had to rush off, 66 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,799 and I just happened to be there. So all I had to do 67 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,399 was answer his phone, which didn't even ring, and so that was that. 68 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,759 But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement. 69 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,799 - Ah. How is the baby? - Yeah, the baby is fine. 70 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,159 But t-t-the thing is, 71 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:31,359 I-I just got stuck on the list in HR. Roger Trevithick's replacement. 72 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,279 I get, like, memos. I mean, there's one time 73 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,039 I even got tickets to Japan, and I'd email them. 74 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,680 I'd say, "Look. Look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement." 75 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:39,640 So? 76 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,660 So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement! 77 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,800 I'm grade ten. 78 00:06:46,013 --> 00:06:48,200 Ten?! You're ten?! 79 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:49,620 - Look, I... - Don't talk to me! 80 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,359 - And I didn't show you anything. - What, what do I do?! 81 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,080 I work in transport. I just book the taxis! 82 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,999 All troops. As of now, 83 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,240 the Mediterranean is hostile territory. 84 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,919 Village evacuated. 85 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,079 Border established at 10km, sir. 86 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,000 This entire coastline belongs to us. 87 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,759 They hung it far away from the village, 88 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,079 like they were scared of it. 89 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,280 Even in death. 90 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,720 Decontamination in progress. 91 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,240 Decontamination in progress. 92 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,280 Decontamination in progress. 93 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,480 - Colonel. - General. 94 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,440 Quite a sight, isn't it? 95 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,959 Caught 5km off the coast. 96 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,559 They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it. 97 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,039 Hauled it up... 98 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,760 the monster from the deep. 99 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,679 We saw it online. Declared it a hoax. 100 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,839 Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off, 101 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,959 but it's quite a find. 102 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,120 It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this. 103 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,679 In mythology and superstition we call them sea devils, 104 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,159 but we're better than that now. 105 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,359 Let's say, uh... 106 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,719 Homo Aqua. 107 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:30,279 We think their species branched off from temnospondyls, 108 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,199 which means the correct name is Homospondyl Erectus. 109 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,840 I say Homo Aqua because that's what it looks like. 110 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,919 - Do we have a sex? - Difficult to say. 111 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,279 The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca, 112 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,399 which is found on both male and female. 113 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,440 What about the neck? Was there a pearl? 114 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,999 Plain and simple. 115 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,799 Nothing artificial. Calcium carbonate. 116 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,040 60% aragonite, 40% calcite. 117 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,920 Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place. 118 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,359 Every time we find a creature like this, we find a pearl. 119 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,679 It might be simple decoration. 120 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,959 Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when, 121 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,039 but every pearl gets analysed 122 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,999 and we've found nothing. No technology, no inscription, 123 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:28,439 but still, it doesn't signify a caste or belief or identity. 124 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,959 The pearl is always located at 125 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,720 the base of the throat, actually embedded in the skin. 126 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,719 We think it's placed there at birth. 127 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:45,159 It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir, the use of pearls as jewellery. 128 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,439 It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring, 129 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,280 dissolved it in vinegar and drank it in front of Mark Antony. 130 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,439 Could be useful. File that. 131 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,519 - Ready for the deep scan? - Yes, sir. 132 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,559 - Yes, sir. - Corporal Morgan, 133 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,079 you can join the team here and liaise with Sergeant Brock. 134 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,279 Thank you, Miss Tso. I think your team can stand down. 135 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,680 - Yes, sir. Pack it up! - Yes, Sergeant. 136 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,519 Charge him up. 137 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,200 - Coffee, sir. - Thank you. 138 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,159 Cheers. 139 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,759 I just wonder what they're doing here. 140 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,879 I mean, it's a pond, the Mediterranean. 141 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,479 It's got no depth. 142 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,559 January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater, 143 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:22,799 lasting two days, off the west coast of Africa, spreading over 1,200km. 144 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,119 Massive event. All hidden under the sea. 145 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,639 You think it was them? 146 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,400 It severed communications cables, which I think is significant. 147 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:38,440 You're waking up. Now, the world is two thirds water. 148 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,240 It's us against them. 149 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,679 Well... 150 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,479 ..I think they heard that. 151 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,320 - What was that, sir? - A translation pulse. 152 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,680 We said hello. 153 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,120 - Can we use our phones yet? - No. 154 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,079 No, no, no. It's a true story! That's why people die. 155 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,879 Most common domestic accident, 156 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,799 they fall down stairs, break their necks. 157 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,199 So what are you supposed to do? 158 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,199 Well, you go like this. As you fall, you starfish, yeah? 159 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,679 It jams you into the stairwell, you stop falling. 160 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,039 But who is going to remember that? You're falling! 161 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,599 You don't think, "What do I do? What kind of fish?" 162 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,160 That's the point. No-one remembers, so you die! 163 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,439 Anyway. Right, do you take sugar? 164 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,279 No, thanks. 165 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,400 Whoa! What the... 166 00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:44,655 - What? - What's all this? 167 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,239 - What's wrong? Muddy boots? - Something's leaking. Bloody hell! 168 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,119 Careful! Is it chemicals? 169 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,480 Whoa! Right... 170 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,600 - What is it? - I don't know. 171 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,759 Wait... I don't know. 172 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,560 What the hell?! 173 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,799 OK. No, no. Hold on to me. 174 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,240 I can't. 175 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,220 I can't! 176 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,119 Jesus! Right. 177 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,240 We need help! We need help! 178 00:15:29,401 --> 00:15:30,440 We... 179 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,879 - What's happened? - You have to decontaminate, sir. 180 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,959 But tell me what's happening. 181 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,559 I'm sorry, sir. You'll be able to see once you... 182 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,039 Captain, tell me what's happened! 183 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,800 They've gone, sir. 184 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,600 - What do you mean? - Everything's gone. 185 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,759 - Who was on duty? - Corporal Morgan and Private Abdalla. 186 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,239 Then, where are they? 187 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,439 - And where's that... thing? - We were just seconds away, 188 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,800 they can't have got far. 189 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,079 - Hold on! Keep the area clear. - But they've stripped the place bare. 190 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,319 Where did everything go? Who was on duty? 191 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,919 Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla. Please report your location. 192 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,120 We can search the village, sir. 193 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,640 Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla. Please report. 194 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,040 Corporal Morgan. Private Abdalla. 195 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,040 Corporal Morgan. Corporal Morgan. 196 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,319 Private Abdallah. Private Abdallah. 197 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,359 Please report your location. 198 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,719 Please report your location. 199 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,679 Corporal Morgan? Corporal Morgan? 200 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,000 Private Abdalla. Private Abdallah. 201 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,439 What's that? 202 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,720 Huh? 203 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,080 What is that? 204 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,720 He was 28. 205 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,719 I wanted to say sorry you had to see that. 206 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,319 - You got the wrong one. - That was your first death. 207 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,480 - I'm sorry. - No. I'm here by mistake, OK? 208 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,839 I haven't got clearance. I am grade ten. 209 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,719 I work in transport. I'm a clerk. 210 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,399 You were meant to have Roger Trevithick, right? 211 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,039 I've just ended up here by mistake. I shouldn't be here. 212 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,040 Are you saying you're here by accident? 213 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,400 Yes, sir. 214 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,640 And that, I suspect, is how history is made. 215 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,280 One great big chain of mistakes. 216 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,799 But still, the UNIT protocol states, 217 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,119 at times of historical or cultural or political impact, 218 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,439 a member of the civilian staff must stand 219 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,759 alongside the military as witness. 220 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,080 And they could not be more civilian than you. 221 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,080 Too late to turn back now, Barclay. 222 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,520 Welcome aboard. 223 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,879 Typical military intelligence. 224 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,519 I got a First-Class degree and did intensive training at 225 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,599 St Andrews for three years to get here. 226 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,680 You blundered in by mistake. 227 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,440 Yeah. 228 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,079 I'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries. 229 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,440 But I met the Doctor once. 230 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,759 No way. 231 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,999 Last year in the tower, 232 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,400 he said hello and then he... then off he went. 233 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,400 What was he like? 234 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,999 Just, like... 235 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,640 He was vivid, you know? 236 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,120 It was just this tiny little moment, but... 237 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,440 ..I think about it every second of every day. 238 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,480 That creature, what was it? 239 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:39,079 The Unified Intelligence Taskforce was created to deal with 240 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,679 alien life forms, but... 241 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,359 ..this species isn't alien. 242 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,200 They're from Earth. They were here before us. 243 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,999 But... 244 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,599 What, did they die out? What...? 245 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,639 They hibernated, underground, 246 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,319 and this was when the Earth was young cos the planet reformed around 247 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,159 them and sealed them in. 248 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,400 Sometimes proof is found and we hide it. 249 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,360 What for? 250 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,720 Think about it. 251 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,439 They were here first, millions of years ago, 252 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,999 so the planet belongs to them. 253 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,799 Technically, we inherited their world, 254 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,880 but if they're not dead... 255 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960 ..what if they want it back? 256 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,040 Positive sighting! Grid 9! We have a life form! 257 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,520 Let's go! 258 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,800 Barclay, with me! 259 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,159 Here, what's that? What's that? 260 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,239 - What's that for? - You're the civilian witness, you record everything. 261 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,919 - That could be our testimony if we get killed. - If we get... 262 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,080 If we get what?! 263 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,719 At my command, arms down. 264 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,159 All units, arms down. 265 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,879 How are we on translation? 266 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,639 Aligned and running. 267 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,679 Three, two, one... 268 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,359 Ready to calibrate, sir. 269 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:49,000 As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound. 270 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,480 Running translation, sir. 271 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,159 We are calibrated, sir. 272 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,560 Ready to go. 273 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,399 My name is General Austin Pierce. 274 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,919 ..and I represent the Unified Military Taskforce 275 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,759 of the Combined Nations of the Drylands of Earth, 276 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,040 and I welcome you into diplomatic concord. 277 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,479 Concord is a big concept. 278 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,599 Sorry, can we think of another word, please? 279 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,640 Meeting. 280 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,440 I welcome you into this diplomatic... meeting. 281 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,879 "You killed us." 282 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,959 Oh, God. Oh, no 283 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,919 You... then took two lives. 284 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,200 And now... I suggest... we stop. 285 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,840 "Agreed." 286 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,800 I hope we can meet in peace... 287 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,160 - "Agreed." - ..and learn from each other... 288 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,159 "Agreed." 289 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:52,320 ..and work to forge a friendship between the land... and the sea. 290 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,159 Is that agreed? 291 00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,840 - "Agreed." - Told ya. 292 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,240 "But... 293 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,080 "..we do not... 294 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,000 "..agree." 295 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,960 Do not agree with...? 296 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,239 "We would talk to all your animals." 297 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,359 Humans. 298 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,120 Er, "We would talk to all humanity." 299 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,279 Er, no, sorry, sir, it's... 300 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,919 ..it's not "would" in the conditional tense, sir, 301 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,480 it's, "We all talk. All. All of us." 302 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,640 Oh, my God... 303 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080 I-It means all of them... 304 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,519 Repeat the declaration of peace. 305 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,680 Yeah, I know. 306 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,360 I say again... 307 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:17,040 ..we come... in peace. 308 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,480 "Agreed." 309 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,799 No, no, no, hold on, sorry. 310 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,719 We still haven't got the right translation. 311 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,759 "We all talk" is a layered statement, 312 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,199 there's another concept embedded. 313 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,679 Could he say it again, please? 314 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,439 Don't refer to them as male. 315 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,920 I ask you to repeat your previous statement... 316 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,759 ..for translation. 317 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,519 "We are talking to the whole world." 318 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:06,079 "We are talking to the whole world... right now." 319 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,520 Present tense. 320 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,159 What do they mean? In-In... In what way? 321 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,080 It's happening all over the world. 322 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,399 All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact - 323 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400 the species that came before us has woken up. 324 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,519 ..and the President has called for a new age of cooperation. 325 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,080 It's being called H2O Diplomacy. 326 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,199 The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, 327 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,559 on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House. 328 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,999 Behind me, that's the construction that's being called the Waterway. 329 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,199 It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction 330 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,239 between the water and the land. 331 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,319 Some say it's a symbol of peace. 332 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,679 OK, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th 333 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,999 and I don't know yet about the 31st. 334 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,559 Bloody hell! You can't do that! 335 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,519 That job of yours is useless. 336 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,799 - Kirby! - What? 337 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,119 Your dad said he can't come 338 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,359 and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered. 339 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,839 Is that a problem, Kirby? 340 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,159 No. 341 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,839 What about me? I've got plans 342 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,079 Yeah? So, anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. 343 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,159 - Hope that's OK. - What do you mean? 344 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,239 Like I said. 345 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,239 You did not. Where's that from? 346 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,079 Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless. 347 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,399 Well, if I'm getting £3,000, how much did you get? 348 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,959 - Oh, that's nice. - Mm-hm. 349 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,639 Well, you can get some extra cooks in now, help with the business. 350 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,879 - Thank you. - Funny thing is, with these Sea Devils, 351 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,519 it's got Kirby watching proper TV again, like the old days. 352 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,319 Well, you can't say Sea Devils. 353 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,920 They're called homospondyls. 354 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,839 All right, don't laugh. 355 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,159 Don't laugh because "homo" doesn't mean "gay". 356 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,279 It does if you're my age. 357 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,119 So Homo Aqua's Gay Water. 358 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,919 That's them, the Gay Waters! 359 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,919 That's what you've been drinking, Kirby, too much gay water. 360 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,160 Shut up! 361 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,399 So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing? 362 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,480 Er, it's just, you know... just more admin. 363 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,920 Come on, this way. 364 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:30,360 General Austin Pierce in Grid B2, Seat 1. Morning, everyone. 365 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,759 A very good morning to you, General Pierce, and to everyone. 366 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,519 For the record and for history, my name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, 367 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,519 Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce. 368 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,039 UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above 369 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:50,319 and outside all countries, borders, governments and oceans of the world. 370 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,479 We represent humanity. 371 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,439 But today, we represent all life on Earth. 372 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,599 And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavour to find peace 373 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,799 between all of our kindred species. 374 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,279 To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online. 375 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,359 Good morning, Prime Minister. 376 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,039 Good morning, Kate. 377 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,399 Extraordinary days. 378 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,959 I spent a long time working hard to get the people's vote, 379 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,199 now we've got new people. 380 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,639 White House online. 381 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,919 Confirmed. 382 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,519 Hall of the People, Beijing. 383 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,599 Confirmed. 384 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,359 National Congress of Brazil. 385 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,919 Confirmed. We have all 195 nations, ma'am. 386 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,440 And do we have the Ambassador? 387 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,400 Approaching now. 388 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,279 Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night, 389 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,879 against our advice. 390 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,119 Let's hope that's not a major crime down below. 391 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,319 Thank you, Mrs Bingham. Let's concentrate, eyes on the task. 392 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,759 Pardon me, ma'am. 393 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,559 Ah, General. 394 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,319 Good to see you, sir. 395 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,839 Very special day. 396 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,120 - Absolutely. - Hmm. 397 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,159 Mr St Lewis, how's the Waterway? Are we ready to go? 398 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,999 Stress is holding. 399 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,759 Seals checked and secure. 400 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,239 A16 has been fixed. 401 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,159 The only way to see if this works is to do it. 402 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,440 You've got quite a crowd. 403 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,599 All under control. 404 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,559 Ma'am, we have a press drone. 405 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,360 Ready for that. Take them out. 406 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,840 What was that? 407 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,919 - Paparazzi drone. - Did they see us? 408 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,759 One-way glass. Didn't you read anything? 409 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,799 My family don't know where I am, they'd flip! 410 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,039 Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room! 411 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,280 Very well done! 412 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,719 I... 413 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,280 That's Roger Trevithick. 414 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,639 Prepare tank activation. 415 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,759 Positions, and good luck to us all. 416 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,879 To confirm, the perimeter's now secure, ma'am. 417 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,680 - All stations at Gold Standard. - Thank you, if you could not interrupt. 418 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,319 We have all comms focused and recording, backups online. 419 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,479 Good, good. Mrs Bingham, let's begin. 420 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,959 Initiate tank activation. 421 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,560 And flood the tank. 422 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,880 Open seals one, two, three. 423 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,759 Open seals four, five. 424 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,319 Take it up to 100 PSI. 425 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,280 Open seals six, seven, eight. 426 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,879 - Section 45 compromised. - System compromised. 427 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,360 Emergency teams. 428 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,439 Void stable. 429 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,759 Water filtered and purity at 98%. 430 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,559 940,000 litres. 431 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,439 Well done, Mrs Bingham. 432 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,279 Thank you, ma'am. 433 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,319 Now, are we ready? 434 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,719 Let's welcome our guests. 435 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,200 Open water lock one. 436 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,680 Looks like we have six life forms. 437 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,599 And a seventh. 438 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,959 Four Homospondyl Erectus, AKA Homo Aqua. 439 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,319 Two of an unknown life form. 440 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,959 One of a second unknown. 441 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,080 Three different life forms in total. 442 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,239 General Pierce to all troops, red status. 443 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,440 Confirm... Red status. 444 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,600 And here they come. 445 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,800 Two unknown life forms entering. 446 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,760 It's just... 447 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,359 What are we saying? 448 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,119 I'd call them Piscimorpha Grandis. 449 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,919 Welcome to Piscimorpha Grandis. 450 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,839 - Does that mean "Big Fish"? - Yup. 451 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,200 Focus, thank you. 452 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,280 That's the signal for the airlock. 453 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,920 Third life form approaching. 454 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,439 Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is. 455 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,999 Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel. 456 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,080 Open the doors. 457 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,360 Activating airlock pumps. 458 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,680 Airlock at full capacity. 459 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,040 Decontamination in progress. 460 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,279 I'd say Homomorpha Sapiens... 461 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,000 ..or, to simplify, Homo Amphibian. 462 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,680 Oh, amazing. 463 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,879 They killed two of us, remember? 464 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,479 We killed them. 465 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,880 That's what this is for, to bring peace. 466 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,239 Ready with translations? 467 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,640 Up and running, ready to go. 468 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,880 Sir Jonathan, good luck. 469 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:52,079 I, er, I bid you welcome on behalf of the human race. 470 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,119 I stand here as, er... 471 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,640 We do not need translation. 472 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,639 Did we learn their language? 473 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,679 No, we did not. 474 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,720 Save the comments. 475 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,039 Well, your... your English is excellent. 476 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,879 That's... Russian. 477 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,479 Well played, old man. 478 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,879 I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world 479 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,359 that we call Earth. 480 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,159 It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin 481 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,759 that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, 482 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,919 rivers and waterways around us. 483 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,200 And I bring you a gift. 484 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,720 Rhododendron nivale, the dwarf snow rhododendron. 485 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,999 A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, 486 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,799 on the slopes of Mount Everest, four miles above sea level, 487 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,119 perhaps never seen by your kind. 488 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,999 Now, it carries a scent, erm... 489 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,959 ..or a flavour, an essence that you will have never known before. 490 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,360 Would you, erm...? 491 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:21,480 This is given with respect and the hope of peace between our species. 492 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,880 We have a gift for you. 493 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,280 My children. 494 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:45,160 My children should have been born at the turn of the Third Cold Current. 495 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,319 But they choked on your oil. 496 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,360 And poison. 497 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,719 And excrement. 498 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:54,759 Skip to 16! 499 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,200 Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10. 500 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,079 I must state with vigour that we recognise the problem. 501 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,999 Our solutions are remarkable... 502 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,079 We do not know you. 503 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,639 Well, I... 504 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,279 I am Ambassador... Sir Jonathan Hynes... 505 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,840 You are not known to us. 506 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,040 We would speak... 507 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,360 ..with him. 508 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,200 Me?! 509 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,039 Who the hell is he? 510 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,679 Well, he's... nothing. He's no-one. 511 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,719 He... He's part of the team, he's the witness. 512 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,319 He's the mistake. He was there by mistake! 513 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,879 Give me intel on him, now! 514 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,039 - Yes, ma'am. - Right away, ma'am. 515 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,799 No! Sorry. 516 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,239 No, no. 517 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,479 Y-Y-Y-You... You've got the wrong man. 518 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,120 You showed respect. 519 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,879 Er... 520 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,039 No, that's just a... that's just a thing. 521 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:07,879 You respected our fallen kin when no others did. 522 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,679 What are they, Christians now?! 523 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,719 Someone tell me what's going on! 524 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,879 I'm not even religious. I don't know why I did it... 525 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,160 But we saw your kindness. 526 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,800 And we see you. 527 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,080 Will you stand as Ambassador? 528 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,240 And talk on behalf of the entire human race? 529 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,320 OK.